Friday, 6 January 2012

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

 

I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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10 comments:

  1. Dioclese6 January 2012 at 10:31

    As a student of the correct use of grammatical English, I believe he answered every question absolutely correctly.

    If you word questions badly, then you must expect to get unexpected answers...

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  2. Daedalus6 January 2012 at 10:56

    I must admit that I would give the examiner 0/100 for the first question. Napoleon died in 1821 on St Helena from (not proven) stomach cancer, I suppose you could say this was his last battle, but not in the way meant.
    Sorry to be such a pedant.

    Daedalus

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  3. TheBoilingFrog6 January 2012 at 11:34

    I was going to comment on the Napoleon bit but see that Daedalus got in there first

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  4. The Filthy Engineer6 January 2012 at 11:40

    Thanks for pointing that out.

    *Bastards*

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  5. Anonymous6 January 2012 at 12:06

    Q13

    U overlooked something.

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  6. The Filthy Engineer6 January 2012 at 12:22

    Sorry. *Laughs*

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  7. Xopher6 January 2012 at 13:51

    !00% correct but unsuited to obedient citizenship.
    Exterminate, exterminate!!

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  8. Captain Haddock7 January 2012 at 11:20

    @ Daedalus ..

    Interesting you should mention stomach cancer as being the cause of Napoleon's death ..

    I've been to St Helena & to the house where Napoleon lived & died .. and was told that his death was due to Arsenic poisoning, which allegedly came from a component of the wallpaper & which he, unknowingly, ingested over a period of years..

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  9. Anonymous9 January 2012 at 00:11

    Isn't his death attributed by some to poisoning by the vile english / british / uk ians

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  10. Anonymous10 February 2012 at 21:05

    This kid is a genius and it was thought that he died of arsenic poisoning, however recent studies show from other corpses of the time, arsenic was a fairly common attribute. It would be safe to assume that arsenic digestion was a by product of some sort of habit developed and practiced at the time. So, if he died of arsenic poisoning, already having built a tolerance up for it during the span of his natural life, it would have been an extreme amount of arsenic that would be needed to kill him, although the traces that were found was right around average. That said, it would be a fair assumption to assume that he could not have died from arsenic poisoning but from other, natural causes.

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