Some people have the strangest ideas.
An engineer has designed a new roller coaster which offers riders a more extreme experience than usual - ending in death.
While it might look like the ultimate roller coaster, the Euthanasia is designed to 'humanely, with elegance and euphoria, take the life of a human being.'
It is designed to subject the rider to a series of extreme experiences that would eventually kill them.
Lithuanian engineer Julijonas Urbonas claims his theoretical creation will cause tunnel vision and – when travelling at 100m/s – death, due to a lack of oxygen reaching the brain.
Well I’m not going on that little monster. Even if they offer me a senior citizen discount.
Would one get sexually aroused before the tunnel vision kicks in?
ReplyDeletels it at Alton Towers?
ReplyDeleteI don't care where it is. I'm not going.
ReplyDeleteWell, having experienced tunnel vision under about 4.5G which verged into greying out (the first step before blacking out), I have to say that it would be a very gentle and painless way to die. Provided you don't mind the ride, that is.
ReplyDeleteI won't be choosing to go on the ride, though. You'd probably die of boredom instead, having been forced to read all the warning signs.
I will be sticking to promoting the "Next Big Thing"...
ReplyDeleteCordless Bungee Jumping!
The Kids just love it...
TTFN :)
Anon.
ReplyDeleteYou should advertise that on the house of commons notice board.