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Family Motto: Spero meliora. (Loosely translated as, "I hope for better things") And if you don't like bad language, then bugger off. Beware. Cookies maybe lurking on this site. I usually post several times a day about differing subjects. Do scroll down

Monday, 26 December 2011

Normality has nearly returned.

Most of the Scavengers family have left to return to their homes.As usual, I completely buggered up the booze shopping before Christmas. I...

The Irish. Again.

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he ...

Sunday, 25 December 2011

It’s a quiet night

The family descended en masse to FE towers today. Myself and Mrs FE were up at the crack of dawn (Oh yes really), to prepare lunch, sort out...

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Dear Santa.

Please bring me beer. The kids are drinking my stocks at an alarming rate. Extra mince pies will be left out. And you can help yourself to ...

Santa Claus: An engineer's perspective:

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hi...

Merry Christmas

The house is filling up fast. Nice though it is, there’s a problem. They’re drinking all the beer. Still I suppose it’s Christmas. Bah H...

Friday, 23 December 2011

Silent night

All is peaceful in the FE household tonight. The shopping has nearly finished, although I need real lager as Mrs FE bought non alcoholic cr...

The Nativity if it happened today

Thanks to W from W for this.

Quote of the year

"and then God created the orgasm, so women can moan even when they’re happy."

He’s alive.

Red-faced U.S. Air Force officials admitted today that they accidentally shot down Santa Claus' sleigh and severely injured Santa and ...

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