Nope. Not as far as the female of the species are concerned.
A current online survey by poll site Queendom shows that men are actually thinking about pleasing their partners, while women think about nothing at all.
or unbelievably
And, according to one poll earlier this month by Retrevo, a shopping and review site, 10 per cent of under-25s think it's OK to send a text message during sex.
Obviously the world is moving differently for the young these days. Ho Hum.
HaaaaHaaaaaHaaaaa.
Well, just accept that your electric pious machine will be only worth 10% of it's original value in just 5 years.
Did you think that your batteries would last for ever?
No? Oh dear, you are a sucker.
The average life of those batteries is just 5 years and will cost £8,000 to replace.
And I hope the reader of the twat (Prius of course) on the motorway, that insisted in only doing 65 in the outside lane and refused to let me past, isn't reading this.
I've just been reading an article in the Telegraph. I really shouldn't have as it's just sent my Blood pressure to Alpha centauri.
All patients are to be routinely questioned by their doctors about their alcohol consumption under new Government plans to tackle the country's problem drinking culture.
This is from those fuckwits at Nice sticking their noses in.
In the new Nice guidelines, GPs are being advised to ask 10 "alcohol screening" questions - including how much and how frequently they drink - of patients.
My GP can ask all he want. However he will be politely told to mind his own business.
Nice to see one group has some concern for the patient.
Joyce Robins, co-founder of campaign group Patient Concern, said: "GPs seem to have to ask so many things that there is none left for what you went in about.
But then again we have this twat rearing his head again.
Prof Ian Gilmore, President of the Royal College of Physicians, welcomed the guidance and screening, and said that traditionally doctors' have been 'woeful' at asking patients about their alcohol consumption.
"We have a long way to go to get to a point where people get fed up with being asked."
He added that he saw the evidence of the problem on his wards every day.
"There are a lot of middle age and old age people who are opening a bottle of wine a night and are not managing to get the cork back in again."
Mind you that's all right then, as my whisky bottle hasn't got a cork.
And I thought a new government would leave us alone. Shows how wrong you can be.
For all of you out there in the UK and across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, that bogus god you worship named "Climate Change" or "Global Warming", there is some really bad news that will be very painful for you to process. But it is my duty to pass it on to you anyway.
Are you sitting down?
Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland, in it's first week of spewing volcanic ash, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet. Not only that, this single act of God, in its first week, has added emissions to the earth estimated to be 42 times more than can be corrected by the extreme human regulations proposed for annual reductions.
I know, I know.... (have a group hug)...it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Pius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your 4 x 4 and speedboat, going on vacation to a Bournemouth instead of Barbados, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50p light bulbs with £5 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just the first week.
The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in the first week has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And, those hundreds of thousands of British jobs you helped move to Asia with expensive emissions demands on businesses... you know, the ones that are creating even more emissions than when they were creating British jobs, well that must seem really worthwhile now.
I'm so sorry. And I do wish that there was some kind of a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the brush fire season across the western U.S.A. will start in about two months and those fires will negate your efforts to reduce carbon emissions in our world for the next two years.
So, grab a Coke, give the world a hug, and have nice day!
Speed controls being used in Eastern Canada
How's this for excellent speed control?
I don't know about you, but this would slow me down! People slow down and try to "straddle" the hole .....
This is actually a speed control device that is in use. It is much cheaper than speed cameras.
Pretty clever - especially when moved around each day. Isn't art wonderful?
The video below shows how the Russians treated the Somali pirates a few weeks ago.
They freed the hostages then blew the pirate vessel up. Complete with pirates
WARNING: Some blood.
H/T to the daily politics
A friend of ours brought her laptop over as her WiFi wasn't working. Could I have a look and see if I could fix it for her?
Well this morning I thought I'd give it a quick once over. it really was quite complicated to solve. It took me all of 20 seconds to discover that the WiFi switch at the front was in the off position.
I did say she was blonde, didn't !?
I brought you into the world with joy and nestled your sleepy head against my breast.
I laughed with joy, when you took your first faltering steps
I clapped when you first spoke.
I cried when I left you for that first day at primary school.
I was so proud when you brought your picture of a tree and the sun, home.
I was terrified that first day that you left home to catch your bus to Big school, but hugged you for ages when you arrived home that day.
I was relieved when you passed most of your GCSE's.
I was immensely proud of you when you landed your first job.
I am so worried that you have left your job through depression.
I am heartbroken that you won't talk to me, and blame me for being the cause of your woes. I don't know what I have done wrong.
Please, my lovely daughter, do not shut out your grand parents, your brother, and friends.
I love you but don't know what to do. My heart is breaking.
A precis of a heart rending conversation I had tonight.
