Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!

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In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 86 thousand people in over 150 prisons; and 650 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer........
Whom did I miss ?

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7 comments:

  1. mikebravo3 January 2012 at 14:36

    You forgot Madge and her family of parasites.

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  2. Captain Haddock3 January 2012 at 18:38

    And that beared Cant in Cunterbury .. ;)

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  3. johnd20083 January 2012 at 20:58

    I did not even get a census form, so the figures are wrong by at least two.I have no intention of telling them about it.

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  4. nisakiman4 January 2012 at 12:54

    You also forgot all the rentseeking fake charity workers, like those at ASH.

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  5. UK Fred4 January 2012 at 22:01

    How about all the lunatics in the Office for National Statistics who devised the form in the first place

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  6. TheBoilingFrog4 January 2012 at 22:41

    Who's to say it wasn't an acceptable answer...?

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  7. banned6 January 2012 at 00:14

    I am in receipt of a letter addresed to "the legal occupier".
    I have a very good idea who sent it and will not be opening it.

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