Monday, 23 January 2012

Birds and bees

boy and bear

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears.  'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for.

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2 comments:

  1. FrankC23 January 2012 at 23:18

    Love the milk in a shot glass.

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  2. Captain Haddock24 January 2012 at 10:53

    I should imagine that discovering that life 'aint fair will push him right over the edge .. ;)

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