tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post4581578609969389875..comments2024-01-09T00:39:13.955+00:00Comments on Oh what NOW!: I’m not happyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-41682232140605486022010-12-06T00:35:41.581+00:002010-12-06T00:35:41.581+00:00I told em I'm happy and healthy, and I still g...I told em I'm happy and healthy, and I still got bloody nagged! <br /><br />Don't smoke, don't drive, don't fly. Exercise, volunteer.<br /><br />What a downer! They want me to be miserable?<br /><br />Hey, they didn't ask about sex, drugs n rocknroll!Zaphodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-53985098409401060762010-12-02T18:53:59.196+00:002010-12-02T18:53:59.196+00:00What's red and fucks old ladies?
John West ...What's red and fucks old ladies?<br /><br /><br /><br />John West Salmon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-45721529766480598832010-12-02T11:41:04.886+00:002010-12-02T11:41:04.886+00:00I'm not even gonna waste my time with it ..
B...I'm not even gonna waste my time with it ..<br /><br />Because I actually couldn't give a Monkey's fuck about "Fair Trade" or "Carbon Footprints" or Eco-wankers ..<br /><br />Its the biggest con since some geezer claimed to have fed 5,000 with a tin of John West's Sardines & a loaf of Mother's Pride ..Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-52310894683080833322010-12-02T01:56:08.929+00:002010-12-02T01:56:08.929+00:00Yep, utter wibble with numbers plucked from the ai...Yep, utter wibble with numbers plucked from the air for me too, all to promote their fair-trade, eco-righteous, Strength Through Joy agenda. Here's an example: I ticked the ex-smoker option and at the end I got the bilge about giving up smoking. 24 carat wankery.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-42080280114553824212010-12-02T01:03:10.999+00:002010-12-02T01:03:10.999+00:00Happy Planet 13
Life expectancy 79
Your ecological...Happy Planet 13<br />Life expectancy 79<br />Your ecological footprint is 8.11 global hectares, or 4.51 planets<br />Life satisfaction 3<br />Feeling good 18<br />Doing Well 6<br />Complete eco-bollocks from beginning to end.Bill Stickerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05285528897339442436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-1134601835729785362010-12-01T20:35:32.546+00:002010-12-01T20:35:32.546+00:00Site's struggling.
Must be all those miserabl...Site's struggling.<br /><br />Must be all those miserable, eco terrorists clogging it up.Xen347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-53242561909921593052010-12-01T19:38:36.929+00:002010-12-01T19:38:36.929+00:00Ha! 7.1 scored, but I use 3-and-a-bit planets but ...Ha! 7.1 scored, but I use 3-and-a-bit planets but will die next year. Hmm.<br />Cool!selsey.stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12531315051208210724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-83307087613123994642010-12-01T19:17:32.410+00:002010-12-01T19:17:32.410+00:00I didnt do so bad. 17.7 and a couple of planets.
T...I didnt do so bad. 17.7 and a couple of planets.<br />Turns out I'm going to live untill 77. Not bad, I budgeted for 60 ;-)Buckohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169970711606515445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-90999769974482315342010-12-01T18:57:29.198+00:002010-12-01T18:57:29.198+00:00Update:
Life Expectancy
Your life expectancy is ...Update:<br /><br />Life Expectancy<br /><br />Your life expectancy is 25.2,<br /><br />(I obviously died 37 years ago)<br /><br />Whoooo I'm going haunting.The Filthy Engineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584236558282159183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-50340931614143330532010-12-01T18:49:36.174+00:002010-12-01T18:49:36.174+00:00I'm going do do it again. This time I'm go...I'm going do do it again. This time I'm going to give them an Email address. Wonder if I will get a response. If I do it'll probably be from the SamaratinsThe Filthy Engineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584236558282159183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-60859105919870111172010-12-01T18:40:50.734+00:002010-12-01T18:40:50.734+00:00I enjoyed that.
I answered everything as honestly...I enjoyed that.<br /><br />I answered everything as honestly as I could and got an happy index of 19.5 - so not very happy at all then.<br /><br />Apparently they reckon I would feel happier if I did some volunteering - but I say bollocks to that. If a job is worth doing, then it's worth being paid for.<br /><br />But at least I'm eco friendly and have another 18 years to live! Personally, my life plan is to die quietly in my sleep on my 99th birthday. Until then, I'm quite happy being a miserable bastard...Dioclesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139646438543954337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-8009698212648250822010-12-01T18:37:57.115+00:002010-12-01T18:37:57.115+00:00I did it and lied on purpose just to see where it ...I did it and lied on purpose just to see where it would take me... up my own backside as it turned out!<br /><br />Don't get the web these civil servants do they?Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-68868632185890654752010-12-01T17:21:01.141+00:002010-12-01T17:21:01.141+00:00Yer a brave man FE. I gave up when it asked me if...Yer a brave man FE. I gave up when it asked me if I smoked. Then I knew where it was going.<br /><br />Part of the 'smoking kills' agenda. I'm sure if I was run down by a bus somewhere a doctor would be able to mention smoking on my death certificate.subrosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00151702590329788260noreply@blogger.com