tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post31928455184004869..comments2024-01-09T00:39:13.955+00:00Comments on Oh what NOW!: Mature Nursery RhymesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-57596011746750277762011-11-10T01:49:15.681+00:002011-11-10T01:49:15.681+00:00Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They each had a bu...Jack and Jill went up the hill,<br />They each had a buck and a quarter,<br />Jill came down with two and a half,<br />They didn't go for water!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-53228662159070469422011-11-09T10:51:48.801+00:002011-11-09T10:51:48.801+00:00Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gru...Mary had a little pig<br />She couldn't stop it gruntin'<br />She took it down the garden path<br />And kicked its little $%@# in ..<br /><br />Little Miss Muffet<br />Sat on het tuffet<br />Eating her curds and whey<br />Along came a spider<br />Which sat down beside her<br />So she stamped on the @%#&$ enamel bastard ..<br /><br />Mary had a little pig<br />It was a little smasher<br />Every time it wagged its tail<br />It tickled its gammon rasher ..<br /><br /><br />Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall<br />Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall<br />All the king's horses<br />And all the king's men<br />Said "Don't just lay there, you fat bastard - do press-ups" ..<br /><br />Mary, Mary quite contrary<br />How does your garden grow ?<br />Don't be a twat, I live in a flat<br />You are so #&$£%@* slow ..Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-72219303236251600722011-11-09T10:14:36.792+00:002011-11-09T10:14:36.792+00:00Mary had a litle lamb
The doctor was surprised
Old...Mary had a litle lamb<br />The doctor was surprised<br />Old MacDonald had a farm<br />The doctor nearly died.<br /><br />Ding dong dell<br />Pussy's in the well<br />But now we've put some Dettol down,<br />Never mind the smell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com