tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post2301342746368800832..comments2024-01-09T00:39:13.955+00:00Comments on Oh what NOW!: Fifty shades of grey? Err No.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-47714092939692308722012-10-26T23:40:20.305+01:002012-10-26T23:40:20.305+01:00A recent report tells of a discussion between fath...A recent report tells of a discussion between father and son upon the discovery of the son watching internet porn.<br />Father "Actually Son, the ladies are not usually that enthusiastic".bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-51045477968643170892012-10-25T13:12:59.608+01:002012-10-25T13:12:59.608+01:00I stood back whilst a woman tried to park her car ...<br />I stood back whilst a woman tried to park her car in the middle of three empty spaces in a carpark in Sutton, south of London. She moved in, out, across, backwards. sideways, whilst I and other appreciative drivers watched in silent hysteria.<br /><br />Finally, I intervened, got her to wind her window down, and through patience, kindness and four full wheelocks, got her positioned fairly in the centre bay. I asked her, "Did your husband teach you to drive?" She nodded. I then said "Ask him for a refund!"Grandpa1940https://www.blogger.com/profile/04379051846652593122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-86072864107356935272012-10-25T13:11:18.100+01:002012-10-25T13:11:18.100+01:00I stood back whilst a woman tried to park her car ...<br />I stood back whilst a woman tried to park her car in the middle of three empty spaces in a carpark in Sutton, south of London. She moved in, out, across, backwards. sideways, whilst I and other appreciative drivers watched in silent hysteria.<br /><br />Finally, I intervened, got her to wind her window down, and through patience, kindness and four full wheelocks, got her positioned fairly in the centre bay. I asked her, "Did your husband teach you to drive?" She nodded. I then said "Ask him for a refund!"Grandpa1940https://www.blogger.com/profile/04379051846652593122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-69930899468814029072012-10-24T22:11:28.788+01:002012-10-24T22:11:28.788+01:00The FE is inclined to lock his own mother out of h...The FE is inclined to lock his own mother out of her house<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-48161443889249179482012-10-24T12:24:28.036+01:002012-10-24T12:24:28.036+01:00I had no idea we lived in the same town until I re...I had no idea we lived in the same town until I read this!Dioclesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139646438543954337noreply@blogger.com