Not me of course as I’m special. (Well I think so, and damn the rest of you).
There are only nine days left I’m told. From a reliable source.
Harold Camping, who announced the Rapture would occur Saturday, has had another revelation: The world will now end on October 21.
You remember that man. Apparently God hade a date shopping or something, and couldn’t be bothered to doom us.
Camping says God held off Saturday out of mercy: He did not want man to suffer for five months, but he was here on earth, spiritually.
Last weekend became a very interesting weekend because May 21 came and has gone and all the dire predictions that have been talked about did not come to pass.
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