Wednesday, 14 December 2011

That’s Christmas cancelled

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According to reliable reports Santa’s pre Christmas trials have been a disaster. TEHRAN (Dec 13)-The Iranian News Agency is claiming that t...
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Tuesday, 13 December 2011

politically incorrect. Look away now. (or peek through your fingers).

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During last night's high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "W...
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High water bill explained

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Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the  bills weren't representative of their actual usage, a...
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Monday, 12 December 2011

Christmas, logs, and the dentist.

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It was one of those days. Today I had an appointment with the dentist. As we’ve only got one car now, The second one being borrowed by the b...
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Christmas Lights

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  My house is the one on the right. I really am quite tight.
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Sunday, 11 December 2011

One has to love the Irish logic..... I do.....

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You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the mai...
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Sorry Kiddies

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Santa has had a slight accident.
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Saturday, 10 December 2011

Don’t forget the military wives.

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I’ve been banished to the computer in the kitchen. Why you ask? My wife and the niece ( Bless her curse her, she’s drinking all my rum), ar...
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What am I discussing here?

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Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. Exces...
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Naughty

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You have been warned. Kiddywinks. Be good.