tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post1243760417449004001..comments2024-01-09T00:39:13.955+00:00Comments on Oh what NOW!: Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 or beyond!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-20637416004995952892012-03-14T12:40:49.853+00:002012-03-14T12:40:49.853+00:00I'd worry about the fact that my love life has...I'd worry about the fact that my love life has actually improved now if I wasn't enjoying it so much!<br /><br />I suspect it's something to do with being one of the rapidly shrinking pool of men who remain independently ambulatory, continent, vaguely compis mentis (I did say vaguely!), and who can still get down on one knee (I meant in a 'romantic proposal' kind of way you smut merchants, one track minds some people, and yours have been derailed!).<br /><br />If I didn't have more hair in my ears and up my nose than on my head I'd be happy! Well that and being able to sit down without associated sound effects (and no I didn't mean THAT! That was the dog, honest)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-78294507999783419122012-03-12T00:06:53.815+00:002012-03-12T00:06:53.815+00:00And all doctors, policemen and managers have becom...And all doctors, policemen and managers have become young whipper snappers.<br />You become invisible to many shop assistants. But you can make the kind of fuss that you wouldn't have done fourty years ago.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-53819429156174601422012-03-11T03:07:01.168+00:002012-03-11T03:07:01.168+00:00Heh! Guilty. A few have even asked me how I do it...Heh! Guilty. A few have even asked me how I do it...Grandadhttp://headrambles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-79796554388830511142012-03-10T22:21:53.241+00:002012-03-10T22:21:53.241+00:00And if you're 60 or so, you probably did maths...And if you're 60 or so, you probably did maths at school before the rot set in. As a result you will have already worked out what the bill comes to <i><b>before</b></i> reaching the till!<br /><br />That really confuses the teenagers sitting there, scanning items into the system...microdavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352078582764696261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-89630405221497299172012-03-10T19:35:56.903+00:002012-03-10T19:35:56.903+00:00Reaching sixty automatically gives you licence to ...Reaching sixty automatically gives you licence to pay for everything to the exact amount with small change, and the longer the queue behind you, the better.Grandadhttp://headrambles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3508346572086151757.post-81327477275108933382012-03-10T14:55:21.996+00:002012-03-10T14:55:21.996+00:00"You no longer think of speed limits as a ch...<i>"You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge."</i><br /><br />No, you just drive at 40 mph everywhere ;-)Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02558747878308766840noreply@blogger.com